Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

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What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

cantaloupe )

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

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Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

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Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.