Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

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She wanted open borders.

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Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

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Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.