Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

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Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

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Why did the melons have a big wedding?

Well, they cantaloupe

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.