45 Year Old Jokes

Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

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What do a 45 year old pregnant alcoholic and Ironman have in common?

Both have a little Downy Jr in them.

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Why did the banker leave his job?

he lost interest

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Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"

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What's the difference between black people and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

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What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

What do a 45 year old pregnant alcoholic and Ironman have in common?

Both have a little Downy Jr in them.