A bird watcher.
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One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.
One's a bird watcher and the other's a word botcher!
If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again
If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.
A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"
A caw-cawphony
He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."