Black & White Jokes

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White?

A panda bear rolling down a hill.

What's Black White And Red All Over?

A Police Shootout

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What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

What do you call four white guys in a band?

The 4Skins

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How does an optometrist make love?

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What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

Baseball Team Jokes More Baseball Team Jokes

Why was the baseball team hot?

It didn't have any fans!

Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she was a girl.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why not?

It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.