Cosmonaut Jokes

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

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Coffee Mug

What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin. I'll see myself out...

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Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

What would you call a Russian invasion of Alaska?

Ice Krim(http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BC)

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?

Infantry !