What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?

Infantry !

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What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

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Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung

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Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

What do you call saplings in the army?

the infantry