What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?

Infantry !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

Infantry Jokes More Infantry Jokes

Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

What do you call a squadron of baby soldiers?

Infantry.