What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What is a long room with many doors called?

I'm not sure, I hallways forget

Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

Grind Jokes More Grind Jokes

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

Dental Floss Jokes More Dental Floss Jokes

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!