What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!

What's got no teeth and smells?

The gearbox in the wife's car...

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Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

What's the most common activity people do while wearing safety vests?

Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'

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What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

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What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

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Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Dental Floss Jokes More Dental Floss Jokes

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

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