Dave Grohl Jokes

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

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What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo

Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

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Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

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How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

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What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro?

I falafel.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

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What concert can you go to for 45 cents?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert?

Because he tryptophan.

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What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

What do you call a def, Mexican Superman?

No hero

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Who was the best actor in the bible ?

Samson he brought the house down !

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

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Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

What do they call a bra in Sweden?

A holdsemfromfloppin