Dave Grohl Jokes

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

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What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo

Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

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What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS !

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What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

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What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn?

A rye-nocerous

Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

because nobody made sandwiches

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

What did the depressed pimp want for his birthday?

to be alone with his thots

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Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

Why did the hoagie go to the shrink?

He was having problems with his sub-conscious.

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What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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Why do stoners spend so much money?

because they're high rollers

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!