Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.