Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call it when a cow goes on holiday?

A vaccation

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

What do you get from a cowmedian?

Cream of Wit!