Emoji Jokes

What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

ThomasDieKleineLokomotive

Language Jokes More Language Jokes

What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul?

Korea driven.

13 Year Old Jokes More 13 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers