13 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

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What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

How do Catholic church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

What do you call women who are faster than me?

Virgins. Sorry if it's a repost, I'm fairly new here.

How can you tell a redneck girl is a virgin?

She can run faster than her brother.

13 Year Old Girl Jokes More 13 Year Old Girl Jokes

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

Pimple Jokes More Pimple Jokes

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple?

Arachne

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.

Old Brother Jokes More Old Brother Jokes

What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush?

We would have called it a teeth brush

Emoji Jokes More Emoji Jokes

What do you call a depressed gang member?

An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

How many emojis will she use?

Show your work.