What's the difference between a corn shucker with epilepsy and a whore with diarrhea?

The corn shucker shucks between fits...

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What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns?

One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks.

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How do you call a whores pubic hair?

Public hair Ill show myself out..

Whores does it take to change a light bulb?

If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!

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What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

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What do you call a baby pizza with epilepsy?

Little Seizures.

What do you call a cow with epilepsy?

Beef jerky!