Equation Jokes

What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

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How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

What did the integral say to the equation?

I don't even..."

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Who invented the equation?

A X-pert

How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

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Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

Bad Time Jokes More Bad Time Jokes

What is the worst time to have a heart attack?

During a game of charades

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

Why do Russian cars have such a bad rep?

Because they're always Stalin.

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

X Jokes More X Jokes

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

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