Equation Jokes

What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

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How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

What did the integral say to the equation?

I don't even..."

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Who invented the equation?

A X-pert

How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

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What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

How does one sink, that which floats?

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What is hard to get from Straight men?

Straight answers about relationships.

Why are linear equations so easy to interrogate?

Because they always give you a straight answer.

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When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

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Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

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Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.

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Because they always give you a straight answer.

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Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

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What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......