What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

What noise does Doppler's cat make?

Meeeeeaaaaaaoooooo

Ultra Sound Jokes More Ultra Sound Jokes

What do you call a friendly Mancunian midwife?

Ultra sound

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

Curve Jokes More Curve Jokes

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

What did the exponential equation say to the linear equation?

Real graphs have curves.