What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What are the four hardest years of a police officer's life?

The first grade.

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

What do you call it when crows make noise?

A caw-cawphony

Ultra Sound Jokes More Ultra Sound Jokes

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

What do you call a friendly Mancunian midwife?

Ultra sound

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What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist