Imam Jokes

Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.

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What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

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Why was Muhammad's dad always successful in business?

He made a gross prophet!

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

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What kind of jokes does a priest tell?

Dad jokes

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

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What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

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What do you do when you're racist and all the immigrants exhaust you?

You kip.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

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What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique?

Hijab

What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!