Imam Jokes

Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.

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What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

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What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

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Why was the mechanic sad he had to replace a wheel bearing?

It was da-press-in.

How many mexicans does it take to replace a lightbulb?

Juan.

Immigrant Jokes More Immigrant Jokes

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

What do you do when you're racist and all the immigrants exhaust you?

You kip.

Muhammad Jokes More Muhammad Jokes

Why was Muhammad's dad always successful in business?

He made a gross prophet!

Why was Muhammad a successful merchant?

Because he was god's profit.

Hijab Jokes More Hijab Jokes

What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique?

Hijab

Disrespect Jokes More Disrespect Jokes

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur