Infinity Pool Jokes

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

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What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

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How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

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What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.