Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.
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Hella. How long does it take them Days.
A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.
He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.
Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.
Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it.
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
