Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )
To get to the other side!
A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.
A: Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!
Hella.
A self-cleaning coven.
H2OOOHHHGG
