How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

How many qataris does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just make the nepalese do it.

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What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

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Put it in a square cup

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella.