Irene Jokes

What do you call a woman with one leg?

Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene

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Where does a one-legged woman work?

What's her name? Eileen If she's Asian what's her name? Irene /goingtohellforthis

What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

What do you call an Asian woman with one leg?

Irene

What do you call a one-legged asian woman?

Irene

What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg?

Irene.

What do you call Chinese woman with one leg?

Irene.

What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene.

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

What do you call an Asian woman with a leg shorter than the other?

Irene

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What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?

Irene

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

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