Cal Jokes

What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

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How do people in Nor Cal get around?

Hella copters

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set?

She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

Cinco De Mayo Jokes More Cinco De Mayo Jokes

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What about Cinco de Mayo?

USA: "What'd you just say " Nachos: "Nothing."

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the one thing a woman wants most in this world?

Nothing, she's fine

Why are women such bad drivers?

Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats?

Mao

What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

A: Kitty Perry

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

Who's there ! Claude ! Claude who ?

Claudework Orange !

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Asian Woman Jokes More Asian Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.