Cal Jokes

What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

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How do people in Nor Cal get around?

Hella copters

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

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What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

an Astronaut

What do you call an Asian woman who lives next to a data centre?

Ping Lo.

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Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

Ilene Jokes More Ilene Jokes

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

What do you call a women with 1 leg?

ilene

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How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

Cinco De Mayo Jokes More Cinco De Mayo Jokes

What's honey mustards least favorite holiday?

Cinco de Mayo

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.