Cal Jokes

What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

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How do people in Nor Cal get around?

Hella copters

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs?

Consuelo! My mother told me this one

What do you call a Sandwich with legs?

Bready Legs

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

Asian Woman Jokes More Asian Woman Jokes

What do you call an Asian woman with one leg?

Irene

What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

an Astronaut

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

Fine Jokes More Fine Jokes

What happens if a pig parks illegally?

A: It oink-urs a fine.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude