What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf?

It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

Who would win?

everyone

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

What do you say to a broken Xbox One?

Nothing, you already said it twice.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

Stanley Cup Jokes More Stanley Cup Jokes

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.