What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

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What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

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What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.