What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

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What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

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What do you find between Godzilla's toes?

Slow runners.

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

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What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D