What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

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What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

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What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.