Little Suspect Jokes

What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

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What do you call a shifty midget in a police line up?

A little suspect

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What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

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What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.