Coughing up someone else's phlegm
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The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!
Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.
el' if I know."
Because he knows how to reduce fractions.
Leave the plunger in the toilet!
They fight back.
They only work 10% of the time.
He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".
cough* *cough*
If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!
you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it