Main Difference Jokes

What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

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What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

What's the main difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert didn't get a famous black guy off all by himself ...

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What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.

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What did 15 of my former dogs and the intruder have in common?

They were delicious.

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

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What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

German Jokes More German Jokes

How do you say happiness in German?

Auschwitz

What is a German's favorite Pokemon?

NEINtales

Moose Jokes More Moose Jokes

What do you call a moose with no name?

Anonymoose

What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical

Robert Jokes More Robert Jokes

What do you call a Robert on a stick?

A keBob!

What's the main difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert didn't get a famous black guy off all by himself ...

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How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.