Main Difference Jokes

What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

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What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

What's the main difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert didn't get a famous black guy off all by himself ...

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German Shepherd Jokes More German Shepherd Jokes

How do you make a German shepherd?

Put him in a synagogue.

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors."

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

How do you know when someone is a single mother?

Don't worry! They will tell you!

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

What's worse than having 10 dead babies stapled to one tree?

1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

Why didn't the Middle Eastern man go to jail?

Because hijab his wife, but nobody cared.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

Maine Jokes More Maine Jokes

What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

Pronunciation Jokes More Pronunciation Jokes

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.