Malaria Jokes

Why is Pokemon quite realistic?

Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

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What did Cholera say to Malaria?

Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday

How did you get malaria from a stab?

Malaryan Steel."

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What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

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Why is Pokemon quite realistic?

Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

How do you organise games in Pompeii?

Make aedile.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays