Cross country
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Cross-Country
Because only two parties exist for the whole country
They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh
Nailed it
You would get severe frostbite.
Ping-Pyong-yang
No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!
Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America