How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

What do you get when someone refuses to pay the bills?

A Greek.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

Bernie Jokes More Bernie Jokes

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.