How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

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What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

What do you call a senior citizen from Mexico?

A seor citizen.

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What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

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Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!