Michael Bay Jokes

What is Michael Bay's favorite phone?

Note 7

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What is Michael Bay's favorite chess move?

C4.

Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

What do you call hiding in a Michael Bay movie?

Kabamouflage

What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4

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Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

What jumps up and down in front of a car ?

Froglights !

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

C4 Jokes More C4 Jokes

Why did the neck bone explode?

It was C4.

Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper?

C4.

Sync Jokes More Sync Jokes

What did one device say to the other?

A: Are you syncing what I"m syncing

What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7