Mod Jokes

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

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How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Who do you think cares?

Nobody. They're too angry at the mods at to care.

Why is the Dead Sea a mod on /r/leagueoflegends?

Because it's so salty.

Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.

What does a mod do in their spare time?

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What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

What did the reddit admins say to the mods?

This post was removed

How long does it take for mods to remove a post?

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What did the mod say to the other?

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How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

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What do you call a mod in r/News ?

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How many Ellen Paos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. The mods do that for her.

What did the mod say when he was wrong?

BANNED

How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

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What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

How do you know a mod of /r/jokes is Asian?

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Why are mods the worst?

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What did the Mod say to OP?

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What do you call it when a person has a fear of Vietnamese food?

They have a Pho-bia!

Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

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Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

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What's the most outplayed joke in all of /r/jokes?

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

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Why is it deleted?

Deleted

How do you annoy someone from r/Jokes?

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How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

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Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

Why did the double agent cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.