Mu Jokes

Why is Amumu always sad?

It's because he isn't unique. There's always amumu here and amumu there, here a mu, there a mu, everywhere amumu.

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What does the average cat say?

Mu

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Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

What is a rift valley?

Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.

Mulan Jokes More Mulan Jokes

Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

What did Mulan's grumpy elderly friends say when they caught her with Li Shang?

Get off Mu-lan!!!"

Amumu Jokes More Amumu Jokes

What sound does an emo cow make?

Amumu

Why is Amumu always sad?

It's because he isn't unique. There's always amumu here and amumu there, here a mu, there a mu, everywhere amumu.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

How do you catch a steroidal fish?

With A-Rod.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything

Which Greek Philosopher was the easiest to manipulate?

Play-Doh