Nearsighte Gynecologist Jokes

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

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What do a dog and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose.

What do nearsighted gynecologists and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?

A wet nose.

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What does a healthy dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose!

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

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What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

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How do you know that your gynecologist is nearsighted?

His nose is wet.

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The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

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Rosalind Franklin's notes.

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They both run in your jeans (genes)

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Out, out, damned Spot!

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Why is a foreign exchange student like a gynecologist?

Because they both study abroad!

How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.

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How do you know that your gynecologist is nearsighted?

His nose is wet.

Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late