Nearsighte Gynecologist Jokes

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

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What do a dog and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose.

What do nearsighted gynecologists and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?

A wet nose.

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What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

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What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

What does a healthy dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose!

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