Newsfeed Jokes

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

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How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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Fake News Jokes More Fake News Jokes

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

200 Jokes More 200 Jokes

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

11 Jokes More 11 Jokes

What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

What's DJ Khaleds favourite number?

11, because it has another one

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

That ash.

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

Clog Jokes More Clog Jokes

Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.