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What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

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How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

How many qataris does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just make the nepalese do it.

Fake News Jokes More Fake News Jokes

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What did ISIS say after the terrorist attack?

Nice

What will be on the Denny's Menu when ISIS takes over?

The Grand I-slam

11 Jokes More 11 Jokes

Why is 11 afraid of 9?

Because ten, nine ate!

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Teenage Girl Jokes More Teenage Girl Jokes

Why do teenage girls go to the bathroom in 3s and 5s?

Because they literally can't even.

Why are teenage girls so odd?

Because they can't even.

200 Jokes More 200 Jokes

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face

Clog Jokes More Clog Jokes

What are a plumber's favorite shoes?

Clogs

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."