How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How many children's TV presenters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier.

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What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

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How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

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How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

What's a plumber's least favorite type of shoe?

Clogs.

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What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?

The PGA Tour.

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!