Old Tree Jokes

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

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What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

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Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

What's it called when a hippy hangs himself?

Tie-die

Petrify Jokes More Petrify Jokes

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

Lightning Bolt Jokes More Lightning Bolt Jokes

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark