Olive Oyl Jokes

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

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How did Popeye keep his tool clean?

NSFW He dipped it in Olive Oyl

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What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

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How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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It was legend dairy.

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SPOILERS*** Popeyes!

Whats's Glenn's favourite restaurant?

Popeyes

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.