Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

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What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.

How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

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What's Glenn's favorite fast food?

Popeyes!

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before marriage?

Feyonce

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

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What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.