Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

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What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

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What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

What did popeye do after he turned black?

A: He made his own restoraunt.

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What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...

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Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.