How did Popeye keep his tool clean?

NSFW He dipped it in Olive Oyl

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Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

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What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant?

SPOILERS*** Popeyes!

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

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What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?

Vampliers

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