How did Popeye keep his tool clean?

NSFW He dipped it in Olive Oyl

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What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

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What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

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What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?

Olive My Love

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

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Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

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What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?

Scottsdale.

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