Popeye Jokes

Whats's Glenn's favourite restaurant?

Popeyes

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What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

Whats Fetty Wap's favorite restaurant?

Popeye's

What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?

Olive My Love

What's Glenn's favorite fast food?

Popeyes!

Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

What did popeye do after he turned black?

A: He made his own restoraunt.

What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant?

SPOILERS*** Popeyes!

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

How did Popeye keep his tool clean?

NSFW He dipped it in Olive Oyl

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What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

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Popeyes

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Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

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What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

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They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

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When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

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What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

What is Shaun Morgan's favorite food?

Seether salad

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Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

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What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.