Popeye Jokes

Whats's Glenn's favourite restaurant?

Popeyes

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What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

Whats Fetty Wap's favorite restaurant?

Popeye's

What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?

Olive My Love

What's Glenn's favorite fast food?

Popeyes!

Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

What did popeye do after he turned black?

A: He made his own restoraunt.

What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant?

SPOILERS*** Popeyes!

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

How did Popeye keep his tool clean?

NSFW He dipped it in Olive Oyl

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What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

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How can you tell a redneck has got money?

He gems out his dip cup

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What two words result in the most marriages?

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What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

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What is The Mountain's favorite tri-cep workout?

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SPOILERS*** Popeyes!

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When Rodrigo finds out he is his own mother

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What app do nervous ppl order on dates?

Chicken Tinders.

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What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

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What do Reddit Users and Olive Oil have in common?

They're both extra virgin.

Why is Reddit called "Reddit"?

The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.