Olympic Game Jokes

What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the olympic games ?

To be put out.

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Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

What do you call an aborted Czechoslovakian?

A cancelled Chzeck.

Medal Jokes More Medal Jokes

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

How does a paralympian call home, after winning a medal?

handsfree

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why is all the racism in America downstairs?

That's where we keep them chained up.

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

Special Olympic Jokes More Special Olympic Jokes

Why did they have to cancel the volleyball games in the special olympics?

It wasn't going over too well.

What's better than getting silver at the special olympics?

Not being retarded.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

What happens when two blind people see each other?

They don't.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

What do you call a bear that can't win?

A Chicago Bear