What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

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What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

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What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes?

bleotch!!

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What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

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Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.