What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

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What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.

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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

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Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare