What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

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What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't you run through camp sites?

You can only ran because it's past tents.

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare