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Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.
All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.
A guard dog !
Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.
A pair of legs.
We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.
Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!
Because umbrellas can't walk.
and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"
I'm gonna level with you.
I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".
Dems!
It gets Camel-Towed.
It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!
The both came in a little behind
Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.
Because they are missing two towers.
Because England was discovered before the USA !
America.
So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.
He only Phelps himself.
I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.
