What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

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What is an astronaut's favorite meal?

Launch

What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

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Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

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Which is the most eco-friendly subreddit?

because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

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What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

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How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

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What do you call a content vowel?

A Cheerio.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game