What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.

Launch Jokes More Launch Jokes

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.

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Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."

Product Jokes More Product Jokes

Which is the most eco-friendly subreddit?

because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.

What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

Toucan Jokes More Toucan Jokes

What did one bird say to the other bird?

toucan play at this game.

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

Cheerio Jokes More Cheerio Jokes

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

What did the blonde say when she looked down at her bowl of Cheerios?

Look, donut seeds!

Fruit Loop Jokes More Fruit Loop Jokes

Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game