Oral Thermometer Jokes

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste

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Whats the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer?

The taste.

What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?

The taste!

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Mostly the taste.

What's the biggest difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

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Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste. I'll show myself out.