How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

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What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.

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How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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What is the difference between a rectal thermometer and a regular thermometer?

The taste.

What's a difference between a oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste

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What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week