How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

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What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."

How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

A: There is writing on the White-out.

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How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

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What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste. I'll show myself out.

What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?

The taste!

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Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

How are a pizza maker and a gynecologist the same?

They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.