How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?

You can make a pet out of a snake !

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How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

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How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

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What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

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What does it taste like to go down on a little old lady?

Depends

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.