Rectal Thermometer Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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What's a difference between a oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste

What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?

The taste!

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste. I'll show myself out.

What is the difference between a rectal thermometer and a regular thermometer?

The taste.

Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

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