Paul Mc Cartney Jokes

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

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What's Paul McCartney's favourite food?

Maccaroni

How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

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When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

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Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why can't you use "Beef stew"as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?

Divorced.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

What do you call an Asian man with one leg?

Tai-Wan-Shu