Paul Mc Cartney Jokes

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

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What's Paul McCartney's favourite food?

Maccaroni

How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

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Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

Linda Jokes More Linda Jokes

What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

C Moon

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the banker leave his job?

he lost interest

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch: