Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

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What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

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What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

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Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.