Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

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What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

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What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

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What do you call the western half of Kenya?

Kenya West

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.