Prime Rib Jokes

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

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What is the first derivative of a cow?

A prime rib.

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Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

Amazon Jokes More Amazon Jokes

Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon?

Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

Derivative Jokes More Derivative Jokes

What is a derivative in a derivative?

Inflection.

What is the derivative of 151?

Poke(dx)

Good Food Jokes More Good Food Jokes

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!